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Hi.

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How you doing?

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Have a nice day today.

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Drive safe.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi, everybody.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hi.</font>

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Hi.

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How you doing?

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Careful.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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How you doing?

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Hi.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, Charlie, it's 12 o'clock.</font>

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Time for lunch.

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Hi, how you doing?

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Oh, I feel awful.

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What's the matter?

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I got indigestion from that
burrito we had back there.

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Maybe you should have
stopped after the taco,

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and the hamburger, and
the malt, and the fries.

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It was not the quantity.

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They put something
in that burrito.

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Olives.

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Olives always give
me indigestion.

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Not knowing where we're
going gives me indigestion.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It should be around
here somewhere.

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Well, that's encouraging.

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Ah.

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That's it.

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MARK GORDON: That's what?

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JONATHAN SMITH: Right there.

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MARK GORDON: [burps]
Got to be a bad sign.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Turn.</font>

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Soup's on.

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Go on, eat up.

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Eat up.

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You know, you shouldn't
pick out all the peanuts.

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That's all I could find today.

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That's it.

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Eat up.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where's Blanche today, Beatrice?</font>

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OK.

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Go on, you find her.

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Charlie.

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Look at this guy.

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Just look at him.

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It's Melvin Rich.

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He says the reason there's so
many homeless people in town</font>

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is the soup kitchens.

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Don't feed them and
they'll go away.

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And then he gets the city
council to vote cutbacks.

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Huh?

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Yeah, I know.

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Somebody ought to tell him.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">[birds chirping]</font>

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Hey, Jonathan.

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What?

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I mean, look at that poor guy.

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Boy, I mean, he is gone.

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I mean, really gone.

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I mean, he's out there.

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He slipped off the scope, lost
contact with Houston control.</font>

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He's just sitting there
talking to himself like--

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I was talking to a friend.

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He was here a second ago.

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Jonathan, I really wish
you wouldn't do that.

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Aw, don't tell me that
Bum's our next assignment.

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That's right.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He hasn't got much
longer to live, Mark.

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Just 24 hours.

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We're here to grant him a wish.

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Listen to this, Charlie.

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He says he wants
to "close the park

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and pave it over to
make more parking space

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">for the business district."</font>

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Boy, I would really like to
tell that guy a thing or two.

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JONATHAN SMITH: What would
you want to tell him?

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What?

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Who, me?

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Yeah.

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I couldn't help but
overhear what you were

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">saying to your friend, there.</font>

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My friend?

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You mean Charlie?

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Mhm.

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Now, my name is Jonathan.

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This is my friend, Mark.

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How are you doing
there, Charlie?

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who is he talking to?</font>

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Well, to your friend, Charlie.

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Y-- you see Charlie?

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Well, yeah, sure I see him.

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Don't you?

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No.

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You better get your friend
some help, you know?

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, he's had a bad day.</font>

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Olives do that to him.

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Olives.

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Huh, what?

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That's pretty weird.

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My name is Willy,
Willy the Waver.

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That's what everybody
calls me, anyway.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, wait-- wait
just a minute now.

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You mean you don't see him?

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Of course not.

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He's not there.

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But I don't mind if you see him.

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You were the one I
was talking to him.

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Well, of course I was,
because he's the only person</font>

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I got to talk to.

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He's my friend.

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But you, you got Jonathan there.

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He's your friend.

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You see, that's why I was
kind of surprised when

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you were talking to Charlie.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What's that?</font>

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Oh.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Charlie said he's a
little bit surprised too.

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But he doesn't mind
if you talk to him.

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That's fine with him.

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Charlie's a very easy
going kind of a guy.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's used to all kinds.</font>

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You were saying you
wanted to tell something

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to that guy in the paper.

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Oh, Melvin Rich.

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Yeah, I sure would.

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What do you want to tell him?

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Uh.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'd tell him--</font>

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I'd tell him--

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I'd tell him-- be nice.

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That about says it
all, doesn't it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it does.

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It's awful pretty
for this time of year.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You see this tree right here?</font>

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In about another six months,
it gets covered in the most

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beautiful blossoms, white.

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I guess I won't be
around to see that.

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That's too bad.

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I'd like to see them come
fluttering down just one more

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">time.</font>

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Well, lunch time is over.

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Time to get back to my waving.

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See you later, fellas.

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Yeah, see you later.

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Charlie says it
was nice meeting you

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and if you ever want to
talk, just look him up.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's a lot cheaper
than a head shrinker.

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And he says, you better
lay off those olives.

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Melvin Rich.

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Here, take a look at this.

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Man's president at
Tricorp industries

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and the richest man
to ever run for mayor.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Should be easy enough.</font>

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What's that?

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Willie's wish.

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All we gotta do
is get this Melvin

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Rich to come down to the park
so Willy can say "be nice."

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Jonathan, you are absolutely
crazy if you think this Rich

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">guy is going to come down here
to the park and talk to some

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flipped out moon man
who sits around talking

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to invisible people.

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I mean, this guy is a lunatic.

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He's talking to
himself and, uh--

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I was talking to a friend.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He was, uh-- he was
here a second ago.

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I better go.

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[music playing]

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What is this, a library?

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Would you keep your
voice down, please?

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This is an office,
not a bowling alley.

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We're sorry.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But we'd like to see Mr. Rich.</font>

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Would you?

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JONATHAN SMITH: Yeah.

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My name is Smith.

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Jonathan Smith.

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I'm an angel.

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I usually don't
tell people that,

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but I figured I'd get right to
the point, save us some time.

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Well, I appreciate
your candor.

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And pray tell, who are you?

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Tinker Bell?

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I'm Mark Gordon.

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I'm with him.

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I see.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, if you'll just
wait over there,

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someone will be right with you.

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Thanks very much.

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Jonathan.

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Hm?

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What'd you tell that
guy you were an angel for?

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Because that's what I am.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I know, but he's going
to think you're nuts.

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Well, of course he does.

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He's calling security right
now to get us thrown out.

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A-- a-- all right, guys,
we're leaving peaceably.

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They can't see us or hear us.

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Where are they?

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, they were right there.</font>

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We'll check the elevator.

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Let's go.

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- Hey, this is really neat.
- Mhm.

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Come on, let's go.

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Who are you two?

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What are you doing in here?

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He can see us.</font>

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Of course he can.

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How are we going to talk to him
if he can't see us or hear us?

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Oh yeah, I guess you're right.

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Fisk, call security.

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I've got two lunatics
in my office.

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You're wasting
your time, Mr. Rich,</font>

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they won't be able to see us.

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MELVIN RICH: Throw them out.

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Yes, sir.

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Take him out, fellas.

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Hey!

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Hey, you can see me!

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That's right, Tinker Bell.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What about the other one?</font>

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Throw him out, as well.

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What other one?

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This one right
here, you cretin.

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They can't see me.

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Don't be absurd.

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Of course they can.
- Who can?

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You can.</font>

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Can what, sir?

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- They can't hear me either.
- They can't?

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- Who can't?
- You can't.

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Can't what, sir?

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- They think you're crazy.
- They do?

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- Who do?
- You do.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do what, sir?</font>

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- Think I'm--
- Crazy.

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Wouldn't do to have
them think you're crazy.

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You're running for mayor.

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Tell them to let
go of my friend.

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Let go of his friend.

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Who's friend?

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let him go and
get out of here.

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Yes, sir.

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OK, fellas, let's go.

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I'm having a
nervous breakdown.

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That's what it is.

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No, that isn't what it is.

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You see, Mr. Rich,
I am an angel.

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're both angels?</font>

258
00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:12,709
Oh no, he's the angel.

259
00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:13,669
I'm an ex cop.

260
00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:16,714
I see.

261
00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:25,422
Fisk, have my driver bring
the car around please.

262
00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:26,707
I'm not feeling well.

263
00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:29,927
And cancel all my appointments.

264
00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:34,473
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's all right, Melvin, we're
just having a slight breakdown.

265
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:37,893
Nothing major, nothing
we can't handle.

266
00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:40,604
Just go home and lie
down for a while.

267
00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:43,315
Oh, Mr. Rich, I'm afraid
I can't let you go home.

268
00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:46,401
Not until you promise to
come to the park with us.

269
00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:47,653
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, really?</font>

270
00:12:47,729 --> 00:12:48,788
Yes, really.

271
00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:00,833
I'm not going to let you
get out of that chair

272
00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:02,134
until you promise
to come with us.

273
00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:10,467
All right.

274
00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:12,511
I'll go, I'll go.

275
00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:13,470
Good.

276
00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:16,557
You can get up now.

277
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,791
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can?</font>

278
00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:18,901
JONATHAN SMITH: Yes, you can.

279
00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:28,786
Ready to go?

280
00:13:57,591 --> 00:14:00,183
Hey Willy, how are you doing?

281
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,894
Jonathan!

282
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,245
Mark!

283
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:05,322
Hey Charlie, our
friends are back.

284
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:07,357
Hey, Willy, there's
somebody I'd like you to meet.</font>

285
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,110
Mr. Rich, this is
Willy the Waver.

286
00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:14,364
Willy, this is the Mr.
Rich from the newspaper.

287
00:14:14,441 --> 00:14:15,782
Yeah, so it is.

288
00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:17,109
Well, go on.

289
00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:18,652
You wanted to tell
him something.

290
00:14:18,728 --> 00:14:22,748
Yes, and I'd appreciate it
if you'd be quick about it.

291
00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:24,958
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Rich, be nice.</font>

292
00:14:28,347 --> 00:14:30,172
Be nice?

293
00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:32,933
Yeah, that's the
whole ball of wax.

294
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:39,056
That's the message?

295
00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:41,358
Well, yeah, but
think about it.

296
00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:42,901
I mean, you're not very nice.

297
00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:44,270
You've got no
compassion for people.

298
00:14:43,946 --> 00:14:45,854
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You want to take away
what little they've got.

299
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:47,740
You want to close the
shelters, the soup kitchens.

300
00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:49,566
You want to pave over
the parks, put in oil

301
00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:50,776
wells instead of beaches.

302
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,819
Now, wait a minute.

303
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,405
I worked very hard
for what I've got.

304
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,199
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">By the honest sweat of my brow.</font>

305
00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:58,784
Oh, I beg your
pardon, Mr. Rich,

306
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,744
but your bank is very
dishonest in its dealings.

307
00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,788
With your companies
make shoddy products,

308
00:15:02,864 --> 00:15:04,790
you don't care about the
safety of your employees.

309
00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:05,916
I mean, the list goes on and on.

310
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:09,461
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But it all boils
down to one thing.

311
00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:10,930
You're just not nice.

312
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:17,177
Yes, what do you
intend to do about that?

313
00:15:17,254 --> 00:15:18,162
Me?

314
00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:19,554
Nothing.

315
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:20,830
I'm just giving you a chance.

316
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,225
The choice is up to you.

317
00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,726
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's it?</font>

318
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:27,229
That's it.

319
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,907
Well, if it's up to
me to make the choice,

320
00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:33,735
I think the choice
has already been made.

321
00:15:33,812 --> 00:15:36,071
Nice is for nerds.

322
00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:37,114
I'm rich.

323
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:39,416
And rich is how
I intend to stay.

324
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:47,207
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My boss isn't
going to like that.

325
00:15:47,284 --> 00:15:48,208
Your boss?

326
00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:49,134
Oh, yeah.

327
00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:56,091
Let's let him do something
about it if he so chooses.

328
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:59,594
In the meantime, I
will wish you good day.

329
00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:01,179
[music playing]

330
00:16:01,256 --> 00:16:04,817
[thunder cracks]

331
00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:35,714
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What happened?</font>

332
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:38,675
I don't know.

333
00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:40,927
Are you all right, Willy?

334
00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,429
Yes, yes, of course.

335
00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:45,474
I'm fine.

336
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,601
Why did you call me Willy?

337
00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:49,227
That's your name, isn't it?

338
00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:50,353
No, you cretin.

339
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,689
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am J. Melvin Rich.</font>

340
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:56,735
Well you sound like Rich.

341
00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,528
You look like--

342
00:16:58,605 --> 00:17:00,864
Like what?

343
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,408
Willy the Waver.

344
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:06,045
What am I doing in
these filthy clothes?

345
00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:15,170
L-- let me see that
for a moment, will you?

346
00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,297
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I-- just a minute, you're
not trying to mug me, are you?

347
00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,007
I'm warning you, I've had
self-defense training.

348
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:19,975
Don't be absurd!

349
00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,134
Just give me this, will you?

350
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,385
Help!

351
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:23,762
Police!

352
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,105
Help, I've been mugged!

353
00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,812
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You all right?</font>

354
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:33,814
Oh my lord in heaven.

355
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:36,066
Yeah, I'd say that's
a pretty good guess.

356
00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:38,485
PARK GOER: There he is!

357
00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:39,611
That's the one.

358
00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,863
That's the one who
tried to mug me!

359
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,907
Lady, are you sure?

360
00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:45,200
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is Willy the Waver.</font>

361
00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:46,952
I've known this guy for years.

362
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:48,995
He wouldn't hurt a fly.

363
00:17:49,072 --> 00:17:50,705
Now what's this all
about, old timer?

364
00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:53,333
This amazon attacked me!

365
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,085
Well, he tried to
steal my compact.

366
00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:57,554
I simply asked to see myself.

367
00:17:57,631 --> 00:18:00,298
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sure it was just a
misunderstanding, ma'am.

368
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,509
I can clear all
this up, officer.

369
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,969
I am J. Melvin Rich.

370
00:18:04,045 --> 00:18:06,555
I have sufficient identifica--

371
00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:10,517
to-- he stole my wallet!

372
00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,602
My credit cards!

373
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:13,529
Sure, Willy.

374
00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:15,080
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sure.</font>

375
00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:16,339
I told you, lady,
he's really harmless.

376
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,482
Well, harmless or
not, they ought to keep

377
00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,317
these people off the street.

378
00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:22,821
That's exactly what I have
been saying in my campaign.

379
00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:25,574
This lovely young
woman is exactly right.

380
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:28,493
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And if you will vote for me,
madam, I can assure you--

381
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,586
All right.

382
00:18:29,663 --> 00:18:31,913
All right, I won't
press charges.

383
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,874
He's nutty as a fruitcake.

384
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:36,459
Could I have my compact please?

385
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,336
Thank you, ma'am.

386
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:38,846
He really means no harm.

387
00:18:38,922 --> 00:18:40,547
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, god.</font>

388
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,975
Now, Willy, I don't know
what's got into you here, but--

389
00:18:43,051 --> 00:18:46,720
I am J. Melvin Rich.

390
00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,430
Look, this man knows me.

391
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:50,807
Ask him.

392
00:18:50,884 --> 00:18:52,517
Now look, Willy.

393
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:56,813
No more shenanigans or
I'll have to run you in.

394
00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:58,064
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is that clear?</font>

395
00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,524
Yes, yes.
It's very clear.

396
00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,050
Very good.

397
00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:03,653
Come on, Willy, let's
go feed the pigeons.

398
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,330
But I am Melvin Rich!

399
00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:08,283
Well, Mr. Rich, you ever
heard that old saying,

400
00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:11,161
never judge a man until you've
walked a mile in his moccasins?</font>

401
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:12,454
I don't wear moccasins.

402
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:13,496
I wear wingtips.

403
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,198
Not anymore.

404
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:16,666
Now, you said if the boss
was going to intervene,

405
00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:17,542
he ought to do it.

406
00:19:17,619 --> 00:19:18,885
Well, I think he has.

407
00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:20,128
And I figure what
he's got in mind</font>

408
00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:21,513
for you is to keep walking.

409
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,391
[music playing]

410
00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:34,559
Jonathan, I--

411
00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:37,812
I don't think I can
pull this thing off.

412
00:19:37,889 --> 00:19:39,856
Not even with an angel.

413
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,399
Willy, there's
nothing to pull off.

414
00:19:41,476 --> 00:19:43,151
I mean, this is a
chance for Mr. Rich</font>

415
00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:45,237
to see what it's like to be
Willy the Waver for a while.

416
00:19:45,313 --> 00:19:47,739
And a chance for you to see
what it's like being Mr. Rich,

417
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,949
except for one difference.

418
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:50,375
What's that?

419
00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:52,244
You can be nice
without having to change.

420
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,246
Yeah, w-- well, well
what about poor old Rich?</font>

421
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,580
He's going to be all alone.

422
00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:56,681
He doesn't have Charlie!

423
00:19:56,758 --> 00:20:00,252
Mark is going to
take care of him.

424
00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:01,586
Oh, I don't know, Jonathan.

425
00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:03,388
I don't think this
is going to work.

426
00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:10,553
Your secretary
called, Mr. Rich.

427
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,621
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

428
00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:13,265
Your secretary called.

429
00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:14,641
He thinks I'm Mr. Rich.

430
00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:15,767
DRIVER: What?

431
00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,519
Oh, he can't
see me or hear me.

432
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,020
Oh.

433
00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:23,149
Do I sound like Mr. Rich?

434
00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:25,068
I suppose.

435
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:26,778
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't know.</font>

436
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:28,613
You've never really
spoken to me before, Sir.

437
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:29,656
I haven't?

438
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,116
DRIVER: No, sir.

439
00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,661
Usually, you just say
"office" or "home."

440
00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:38,123
I should say, this is the most
we've spoken in 10 years, sir.

441
00:20:38,199 --> 00:20:41,251
10 years.

442
00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:42,919
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">PARK GOER: Would you
like to go home now, sir?

443
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,662
Oh, I sure would.

444
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:48,550
But I guess you better take
me to Rich's house instead.

445
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:49,476
Very good, sir.

446
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:05,951
Hold it, old man.

447
00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,152
There's no pandering in here.

448
00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:08,578
Don't be a fool.

449
00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,030
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am J. Melvin Rich!</font>

450
00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:10,989
Oh yeah?

451
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:12,749
And I'm Johnny Carson.

452
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,659
I'm just doing this in the
daytime for pocket money.

453
00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:16,911
Very funny.

454
00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:18,413
Now, look.

455
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,507
I'm trying to be nice, so
why don't you just move on?

456
00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:31,685
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And don't come back!</font>

457
00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:36,973
Come on.

458
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,808
Come on.

459
00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:40,852
Are you all right?

460
00:21:40,929 --> 00:21:44,939
No, of course
I'm not all right.

461
00:21:45,016 --> 00:21:45,899
The beard.

462
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:47,609
That's it.

463
00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:48,535
That's it!

464
00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:57,869
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I need a razor and
some shaving cream.

465
00:21:57,946 --> 00:21:58,912
Any particular kind?

466
00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:02,457
Oh, anything will do.

467
00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:03,500
Here.

468
00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:05,043
This is the cheapest we've got.

469
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,211
How much?

470
00:22:06,287 --> 00:22:11,216
CASHIER: That'll be $2.21.

471
00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:14,135
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">MELVIN RICH: Damn it.</font>

472
00:22:14,212 --> 00:22:16,388
I am J. Melvin Rich.

473
00:22:16,464 --> 00:22:19,933
I'll send one of my employees
back with the money.

474
00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:21,684
Stop him!
He's a thief!

475
00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:22,611
Stop him!

476
00:22:29,477 --> 00:22:32,654
You're not really having
that good a day, are you?

477
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:35,248
I'm going to buy
this store and sell it.</font>

478
00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:40,796
Taxi!

479
00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:41,746
Tax--

480
00:22:41,823 --> 00:22:42,798
[car honking]

481
00:22:42,874 --> 00:22:44,249
They're not going
to stop for a bum!

482
00:22:44,325 --> 00:22:46,927
Now, where are you going?

483
00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:50,463
Home, of course.

484
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,133
Ugh.

485
00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:56,645
[birds chirping]

486
00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:07,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wow.</font>

487
00:23:07,307 --> 00:23:08,773
What a place.

488
00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,450
Was a place.

489
00:23:10,527 --> 00:23:12,902
You should have let me
open the door for you, sir.

490
00:23:12,979 --> 00:23:13,862
How come?

491
00:23:13,938 --> 00:23:15,580
Wasn't locked or anything.

492
00:23:15,657 --> 00:23:17,949
I may be old, but
I ain't feeble.

493
00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:18,908
No, sir.

494
00:23:18,985 --> 00:23:20,760
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Indeed not.</font>

495
00:23:20,837 --> 00:23:22,287
You know, young fella, I can't
believe you've been in this job

496
00:23:22,363 --> 00:23:25,999
all this time and you
never got a raise.

497
00:23:26,075 --> 00:23:28,093
Well, sir, you've
never seen fit.

498
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,462
Well I seem pretty
fit now, don't I?

499
00:23:30,538 --> 00:23:31,921
What do you think, Jonathan?

500
00:23:31,998 --> 00:23:33,673
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My name is Jamison, sir.</font>

501
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,091
And it's OK.

502
00:23:35,168 --> 00:23:36,101
Yeah.

503
00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:37,969
I forgot.

504
00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:41,097
Well, what about that raise?

505
00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:42,607
I'd appreciate
it very much, sir.

506
00:23:42,684 --> 00:23:44,934
Well, he did steal a case
of motor oil from Mr. Rich

507
00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:47,562
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">last month, and some spare
parts he sold to a friend.

508
00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:49,272
Oh, you shouldn't
have done that, son.

509
00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:51,316
That's not very nice.

510
00:23:51,392 --> 00:23:52,984
Do what, sir?

511
00:23:52,661 --> 00:23:56,404
Stealing the motor oil
and those spare parts.

512
00:23:56,481 --> 00:23:58,790
I don't know what you're
talking about, Mr. Rich.

513
00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:01,242
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He only did it because Mr.
Rich docked him a week's pay

514
00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:04,245
for getting a dent in the car.

515
00:24:04,322 --> 00:24:05,163
Oh, yeah.

516
00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:06,956
Well, that's different.

517
00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:08,208
You believe me, then?

518
00:24:08,284 --> 00:24:09,209
No, I don't.

519
00:24:09,285 --> 00:24:10,835
Angels don't lie.

520
00:24:10,912 --> 00:24:12,712
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, I'm no
angel, but I didn't--

521
00:24:12,789 --> 00:24:15,507
How much did you get for
the spare parts and things?

522
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:16,841
Mr. Rich, I swear.

523
00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:18,051
I didn't take anything.

524
00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:20,053
$230.

525
00:24:20,129 --> 00:24:23,773
$230.

526
00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:26,351
That's a lot of money.

527
00:24:26,427 --> 00:24:28,728
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You found out.</font>

528
00:24:28,805 --> 00:24:31,397
Look, I know I
did wrong, but I--

529
00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:32,657
Yeah, yeah.

530
00:24:32,734 --> 00:24:35,860
Well, what are we
going to do about it?

531
00:24:35,937 --> 00:24:38,488
Well, obviously,
you're going to fire me.

532
00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:41,366
But please don't press charges.

533
00:24:41,442 --> 00:24:42,867
I've got a wife and a child.

534
00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:44,369
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I needed the money
for the rent and--

535
00:24:44,445 --> 00:24:46,412
All right, you got the raise.

536
00:24:46,423 --> 00:24:47,472
What, sir?

537
00:24:47,548 --> 00:24:49,541
Yeah, you got the raise.

538
00:24:49,617 --> 00:24:52,335
But you got to pay
me back out of that

539
00:24:52,412 --> 00:24:55,797
because I can't let
you be stealing.

540
00:24:55,807 --> 00:24:57,173
No, sir.

541
00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,841
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm really sorry I did it, sir.</font>

542
00:24:58,918 --> 00:25:00,760
I know.

543
00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:04,806
No telling what a man will
do when he's desperate.

544
00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:07,934
People shouldn't have to be
in that kind of situation.

545
00:25:08,011 --> 00:25:08,893
It ain't right.

546
00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:09,894
No, it ain't!

547
00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:12,447
Isn't.

548
00:25:12,524 --> 00:25:14,566
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't know how
to thank you, sir.

549
00:25:14,642 --> 00:25:19,946
Well, just don't lie
or steal anymore, son.

550
00:25:20,023 --> 00:25:22,115
It isn't nice.

551
00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:23,107
No, sir.

552
00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,835
Well, keep smiling.

553
00:25:25,912 --> 00:25:26,795
Yes, sir.

554
00:25:33,536 --> 00:25:37,013
[doorbell rings]

555
00:25:42,304 --> 00:25:43,928
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good afternoon, sir.</font>

556
00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:44,980
Hi.

557
00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:46,931
How are you?

558
00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:47,923
Very well.

559
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:48,775
Thank you, sir.

560
00:25:51,613 --> 00:25:54,606
Would you, um, like your
smoking jacket, sir?

561
00:25:54,682 --> 00:25:55,423
Uh.

562
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,608
Oh no, thanks.

563
00:25:56,684 --> 00:25:58,476
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I kicked that habit years ago.</font>

564
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,113
Got tired of scrounging around
for the butts, you know?

565
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,197
Beg your pardon, sir?

566
00:26:03,274 --> 00:26:04,524
No.

567
00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:05,750
You shouldn't have to beg.

568
00:26:05,827 --> 00:26:08,036
How long have you
been working here?

569
00:26:08,112 --> 00:26:09,162
20 years.

570
00:26:09,238 --> 00:26:10,404
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mhm.</font>

571
00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,415
Guess you need a raise too, huh?

572
00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:13,916
What's your name?

573
00:26:13,993 --> 00:26:16,085
My name?

574
00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:17,754
Parks, sir.
- OK.

575
00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:18,496
You got it.

576
00:26:18,573 --> 00:26:19,598
Keep smiling.

577
00:26:27,423 --> 00:26:30,683
Jonathan, I can't
get over this place.

578
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,610
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh.</font>

579
00:26:34,013 --> 00:26:37,148
It sure beats a park
bench, don't it?

580
00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:40,318
Oh, hi, how are you doing?

581
00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:41,986
Were you speaking to me?

582
00:26:42,063 --> 00:26:43,655
Yeah, you work here too?

583
00:26:43,731 --> 00:26:45,198
That is one of
the most insulting

584
00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:46,199
things you've ever said to me.

585
00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:47,533
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Rich's wife.</font>

586
00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:49,202
Oh gee, I wish you'd
said something before.

587
00:26:49,278 --> 00:26:50,553
Said something before?

588
00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:51,663
I've tried to say things to you.

589
00:26:51,739 --> 00:26:53,206
I gave up years ago.

590
00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:54,290
Listen, lady, I'm sorry.

591
00:26:54,301 --> 00:26:55,683
"Listen, lady?"

592
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,418
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You can't even speak
to me with more warmth

593
00:26:57,495 --> 00:26:58,419
than you'd show a stranger.

594
00:26:58,496 --> 00:26:59,587
Better say something.

595
00:26:59,664 --> 00:27:00,305
What am I supposed to say?

596
00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:01,606
Nothing.

597
00:27:01,682 --> 00:27:02,774
The less said between
us, the better.

598
00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:04,217
Got to help me
with this thing.

599
00:27:04,293 --> 00:27:07,512
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'd be only too willing to
try to help save this marriage.

600
00:27:07,588 --> 00:27:08,971
You're the one who won't try.

601
00:27:09,048 --> 00:27:09,847
Look, lady--

602
00:27:09,924 --> 00:27:12,684
Will you stop calling me that?

603
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,018
Have you been drinking?

604
00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:15,019
Her name is Carlotta.

605
00:27:15,096 --> 00:27:16,220
Carlotta.

606
00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:17,072
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You mind if I call you that?</font>

607
00:27:17,148 --> 00:27:20,650
No, I haven't been drinking.

608
00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:22,276
I don't want to
argue with you.

609
00:27:22,353 --> 00:27:23,453
Call her Lottie.

610
00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:27,040
"Lottie?"

611
00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:34,964
You haven't called me
Lottie in 30 years.

612
00:27:37,877 --> 00:27:46,851
Look, the truth is we really
don't know each other at all.</font>

613
00:27:46,928 --> 00:27:49,971
I thought I knew
you once, long ago.

614
00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:53,725
Yeah, Lottie, you see,
you think you know me,

615
00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:57,729
but really, I'm just a bum.

616
00:27:57,739 --> 00:28:02,108
Do you really mean
what you're saying?

617
00:28:02,185 --> 00:28:03,443
Yeah.

618
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:06,487
You think you know
me, but you don't.

619
00:28:06,564 --> 00:28:08,656
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I don't really
know you either.

620
00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:11,159
Oh, well, that's--

621
00:28:11,235 --> 00:28:13,745
now I don't know what to say.

622
00:28:13,821 --> 00:28:15,204
You don't know how
long I've wanted

623
00:28:15,281 --> 00:28:17,415
to talk to you like this,
how long I've waited

624
00:28:17,492 --> 00:28:19,292
to talk to you like this.

625
00:28:19,368 --> 00:28:21,794
I've been so lonely
in this house.</font>

626
00:28:21,871 --> 00:28:22,837
Yeah?

627
00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:24,264
Well, it's a pretty nice house.

628
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:25,790
Oh, yes.

629
00:28:25,866 --> 00:28:27,383
You've given me all
the material things,

630
00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:29,427
but they mean
nothing, not really.

631
00:28:29,504 --> 00:28:32,305
What I wanted you to
give was your love.

632
00:28:32,381 --> 00:28:34,165
Oh.

633
00:28:34,242 --> 00:28:38,561
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't think we should be
having this conversation.

634
00:28:38,638 --> 00:28:41,865
I mean, we're strangers and all.

635
00:28:41,941 --> 00:28:45,359
But if you can see that,
then it's not too late for us.

636
00:28:45,436 --> 00:28:48,279
But how could a beautiful lady
like you want to have anything

637
00:28:48,356 --> 00:28:49,947
to do with a guy like me?

638
00:28:50,024 --> 00:28:53,284
Oh, Melvin!

639
00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:54,327
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whoa, hey.</font>

640
00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:55,620
Uh, whoa.

641
00:28:55,696 --> 00:29:00,291
Uh, maybe we should
slow down a little.

642
00:29:00,368 --> 00:29:01,292
Yes.

643
00:29:01,369 --> 00:29:03,628
Yes, let's savor every moment.

644
00:29:03,704 --> 00:29:05,129
Oh, Melvin.

645
00:29:05,206 --> 00:29:08,508
I never knew you
could be so romantic.

646
00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:12,011
I'll have Parks
light a fire for us.</font>

647
00:29:12,088 --> 00:29:15,732
We haven't used the
fireplace in years.

648
00:29:25,434 --> 00:29:27,610
Are you sure this is right?

649
00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:29,553
As long as you
don't go too far.

650
00:29:31,816 --> 00:29:35,159
Mr. Rich, I'm just trying
to keep you out of trouble.

651
00:29:35,236 --> 00:29:37,453
You saw yourself what
happened back there!

652
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:39,455
Keep your hands
off me, you idiot!</font>

653
00:29:39,532 --> 00:29:41,032
This is my home.

654
00:29:40,842 --> 00:29:42,967
Do you think my own staff
doesn't know my voice?

655
00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:48,256
Whoa, wait a minute.

656
00:29:48,332 --> 00:29:49,549
You can't go in there.

657
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:50,975
Take your hands
off me, you idiot!

658
00:29:51,052 --> 00:29:53,427
The person that you
drove up here is a bum.

659
00:29:53,504 --> 00:29:54,595
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All right, let's go.</font>

660
00:29:54,672 --> 00:29:56,472
Take your hands off of me.

661
00:29:56,549 --> 00:29:57,982
You're fired!

662
00:29:58,059 --> 00:30:00,068
All right, I tried
to be reasonable.

663
00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:06,023
And if you show your
face around here again,

664
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,784
you'll be spending
the night in jail.

665
00:30:11,865 --> 00:30:14,031
I think we ought
to go, Mr. Rich.</font>

666
00:30:14,108 --> 00:30:15,408
Go?

667
00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:16,501
Go where?

668
00:30:16,578 --> 00:30:18,870
I can't even get my own house.

669
00:30:18,946 --> 00:30:21,289
I can't get in anywhere
looking like this.

670
00:30:21,365 --> 00:30:22,656
Oh, I don't know.

671
00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:24,592
I think I know a place
where you fit right in.

672
00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:36,312
[music playing]

673
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:45,204
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Imagine it.</font>

674
00:30:44,948 --> 00:30:46,731
Melvin Rich in a soup line.

675
00:30:46,807 --> 00:30:48,191
Just think of it.

676
00:30:48,267 --> 00:30:50,526
It would be something
to see, wouldn't it?

677
00:30:50,603 --> 00:30:52,862
I'm sorry, everybody,
but we've handed

678
00:30:52,939 --> 00:30:54,514
out our meals for the day.

679
00:30:54,457 --> 00:30:55,948
With the budget
cutbacks and all,

680
00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:57,950
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we just can't feed all of you.</font>

681
00:30:58,027 --> 00:30:59,827
You don't know how sorry I am.

682
00:30:59,904 --> 00:31:01,621
But this is preposterous!

683
00:31:01,697 --> 00:31:02,955
We're hungry.

684
00:31:03,032 --> 00:31:04,457
You can't turn
hungry people away.

685
00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:05,875
How will we eat?

686
00:31:05,952 --> 00:31:07,719
Try telling that
to Melvin Rich.

687
00:31:07,795 --> 00:31:10,471
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry.</font>

688
00:31:10,548 --> 00:31:13,099
Boy, I'd like to have that
Rich guy here right now.

689
00:31:13,176 --> 00:31:15,509
I'd tear him limb from limb.

690
00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:20,181
I'd tear him to pieces and
stuff him in a trash can.

691
00:31:20,257 --> 00:31:21,349
My name's Joe.

692
00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:22,317
What's yours?

693
00:31:25,596 --> 00:31:28,230
Willy.

694
00:31:28,307 --> 00:31:29,198
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Willy the Waver.</font>

695
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:33,653
Come on, we got to
find us a place to sleep

696
00:31:33,663 --> 00:31:35,037
before they're all taken.

697
00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:35,905
It's going to be cold
out here tonight.

698
00:31:35,982 --> 00:31:37,531
Sleep out-- out here?

699
00:31:37,608 --> 00:31:38,491
Yeah.

700
00:31:38,567 --> 00:31:39,417
Out here.

701
00:31:43,364 --> 00:31:44,805
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, look at this.</font>

702
00:31:44,882 --> 00:31:47,333
Even animals live under
better conditions than these.

703
00:31:47,410 --> 00:31:48,668
Whose fault is that?

704
00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:50,478
Well, these people.

705
00:31:50,554 --> 00:31:52,046
I mean, I have to do this,
but they don't have some kind

706
00:31:52,123 --> 00:31:54,223
of voodoo curse on them.

707
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,257
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They could get jobs.</font>

708
00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:56,291
Oh, really?

709
00:31:56,369 --> 00:31:57,352
What kind of a job
do you think you

710
00:31:57,428 --> 00:31:58,678
could get dressed like that?

711
00:31:58,754 --> 00:32:01,097
Do you think you
could run for mayor?

712
00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:04,934
Oh my lord, the
campaign debate.

713
00:32:05,011 --> 00:32:06,769
I've got to be on
television tomorrow.

714
00:32:06,846 --> 00:32:09,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's the most important
debate of the campaign.

715
00:32:09,348 --> 00:32:10,564
Well, you're
never going to make

716
00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:11,783
it so don't worry about it.

717
00:32:11,859 --> 00:32:13,192
MELVIN RICH: Don't worry?

718
00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:15,027
I'll be ruined if
I don't show up.

719
00:32:15,104 --> 00:32:16,737
Oh, you're going to show up.

720
00:32:16,814 --> 00:32:19,490
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But it's not going to be you.</font>

721
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:21,534
You don't mean--

722
00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:22,460
Yes, I do.

723
00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:44,390
So, Willy, how do you feel?

724
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:46,851
Nice.

725
00:32:46,927 --> 00:32:48,477
Nice and cozy.

726
00:32:48,554 --> 00:32:49,395
Yes, it is.

727
00:32:49,472 --> 00:32:51,280
Isn't it?

728
00:32:51,357 --> 00:32:56,569
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, sure beats standing over
a trash can out in the park.

729
00:32:56,579 --> 00:32:58,062
I suppose it does.

730
00:33:01,817 --> 00:33:03,184
I always wanted a family.

731
00:33:05,696 --> 00:33:07,955
I guess you get
used to being alone.

732
00:33:08,032 --> 00:33:09,298
You don't realize
what you're missing

733
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,958
until you see what
other people got

734
00:33:11,035 --> 00:33:12,960
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and they just let
it go to waste.

735
00:33:13,037 --> 00:33:14,837
Oh, Melvin.

736
00:33:14,914 --> 00:33:17,840
I always wanted a family too.

737
00:33:17,851 --> 00:33:21,927
But you were the one
who said you didn't.

738
00:33:22,004 --> 00:33:27,016
Hey, people make mistakes.

739
00:33:27,093 --> 00:33:28,943
You've never
admitted that before.

740
00:33:31,263 --> 00:33:34,732
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so happy with you tonight.</font>

741
00:33:34,809 --> 00:33:35,941
Willy, you got
that debate tomorrow.

742
00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:39,111
Better get some rest.

743
00:33:39,188 --> 00:33:42,114
Why can't it last longer?

744
00:33:42,191 --> 00:33:44,617
But it can, Darling.

745
00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:48,954
Let's lie awake, holding
each other all night long.

746
00:33:49,031 --> 00:33:51,082
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can't do that, Willy.</font>

747
00:33:51,158 --> 00:33:51,999
This is only temporary.

748
00:33:52,076 --> 00:33:56,462
You know that, so do I.

749
00:33:56,539 --> 00:33:57,838
I can't.

750
00:33:57,915 --> 00:33:59,507
I can't do that.

751
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:02,927
Not tonight, I'm sorry.

752
00:34:03,003 --> 00:34:04,637
I understand.

753
00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:06,806
You have your debate tomorrow.

754
00:34:06,882 --> 00:34:09,475
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But there'll be other
nights, Darling.

755
00:34:09,552 --> 00:34:13,562
It's like we started
all over again.

756
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:14,489
Yeah.

757
00:34:24,191 --> 00:34:29,170
Lottie, just remember tonight.

758
00:34:32,116 --> 00:34:34,592
I mean, even though
I tried not to,

759
00:34:34,669 --> 00:34:37,386
and all the angels in heaven
may be against it, I--

760
00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:42,517
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">nothing could keep me from
falling in love with you.

761
00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:50,024
Good night.

762
00:34:58,434 --> 00:34:59,316
ALL: No Rich!

763
00:34:59,393 --> 00:35:00,317
No Rich!

764
00:35:00,394 --> 00:35:01,318
No Rich!

765
00:35:01,395 --> 00:35:02,319
No Rich!

766
00:35:02,396 --> 00:35:03,320
No Rich!

767
00:35:03,397 --> 00:35:04,247
No Rich!

768
00:35:04,323 --> 00:35:05,239
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No Rich!</font>

769
00:35:05,316 --> 00:35:06,165
No Rich!

770
00:35:06,242 --> 00:35:06,991
No Rich!

771
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:07,950
No Rich!

772
00:35:08,027 --> 00:35:09,326
No Rich!

773
00:35:09,403 --> 00:35:10,661
Let me through.
Let me through.

774
00:35:10,738 --> 00:35:11,662
Let me through.

775
00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:12,672
Just stay back there, pal.

776
00:35:12,748 --> 00:35:13,747
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't understand.</font>

777
00:35:13,824 --> 00:35:15,082
I have got to get inside.

778
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:15,967
I'm Melvin Rich.

779
00:35:16,043 --> 00:35:16,926
Of course you are.

780
00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:19,003
Now, just stay back there.

781
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,629
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

782
00:35:20,706 --> 00:35:22,089
I'm Jonathan Martin.

783
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,216
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Welcome to the debate
between two candidates

784
00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,093
for mayor of this
city, Mr. Frank

785
00:35:26,170 --> 00:35:28,345
Sturges and Mr. J. Melvin Rich.

786
00:35:28,422 --> 00:35:31,265
Each candidate will ask three
questions of his opponent.

787
00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:34,443
Mr. Sturges has won the toss,
so we will begin with him.

788
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,561
Mr. Sturges.

789
00:35:35,638 --> 00:35:36,478
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you.</font>

790
00:35:36,555 --> 00:35:38,480
Thank you.

791
00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:41,901
I would like to ask Mr. Rich
if he doesn't think it strange

792
00:35:41,977 --> 00:35:46,280
that every highway construction
bill he pushed through the city

793
00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:51,118
council wound up going
to his own company,

794
00:35:51,195 --> 00:35:53,245
Tricorp Construction.

795
00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:54,580
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It does sound pretty fishy.</font>

796
00:35:54,657 --> 00:35:55,956
Doesn't it?

797
00:35:56,033 --> 00:35:58,417
What do you think, Jonathan?

798
00:35:58,494 --> 00:36:00,753
Well, I don't, I
don't know, Mr. Rich.

799
00:36:00,763 --> 00:36:02,254
That's up to you.

800
00:36:02,331 --> 00:36:03,923
Tricorp bought the votes.

801
00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:06,767
Well, there you have it, see?

802
00:36:06,844 --> 00:36:08,177
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tricorp bought the votes.</font>

803
00:36:08,254 --> 00:36:10,304
I don't believe it.

804
00:36:10,381 --> 00:36:12,765
Hey, Rich just admitted
that his company bought

805
00:36:12,841 --> 00:36:13,933
votes on the city council.

806
00:36:14,009 --> 00:36:15,851
[crowd jeers]

807
00:36:15,928 --> 00:36:17,153
I think I'm going to vomit.

808
00:36:20,808 --> 00:36:22,942
I-- I am going to vomit.

809
00:36:22,952 --> 00:36:26,487
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen, I think I can save
everybody a lot of time here.

810
00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:29,448
I've been reading quite a
bit about this Sturges fella,

811
00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:31,834
and he seems pretty good to me.

812
00:36:31,911 --> 00:36:33,786
He seems like an
honest fellow, too.

813
00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:34,954
Don't you think, Jonathan?

814
00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:37,164
I, I must remind
you, Mr. Rich,

815
00:36:37,241 --> 00:36:40,459
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">it's your opinion we want here.</font>

816
00:36:40,536 --> 00:36:42,336
Oh.

817
00:36:42,413 --> 00:36:47,466
In my opinion, this Sturges
fella here is an honest fellow,

818
00:36:47,543 --> 00:36:48,884
he'll make a pretty good mayor.

819
00:36:48,961 --> 00:36:51,387
And that's good enough for me.

820
00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:54,431
So I would vote for him
if I were you, folks.

821
00:36:54,508 --> 00:36:57,434
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Uh, Jonathan, can I
just say one more thing?

822
00:36:57,511 --> 00:36:59,436
I, I, uh--

823
00:36:59,513 --> 00:37:00,646
You're on a roll, Willy.

824
00:37:00,723 --> 00:37:01,647
Why stop now?

825
00:37:01,724 --> 00:37:03,040
OK.

826
00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:10,239
I just want to say,
Lottie, are you watching?

827
00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:12,741
I just want to tell you
that last night was the most

828
00:37:12,818 --> 00:37:15,661
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">beautiful night of my life.</font>

829
00:37:15,738 --> 00:37:18,589
I mean that from the
bottom of my heart.

830
00:37:21,327 --> 00:37:23,168
Well, that's it.

831
00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:26,088
Uh, so, goodbye folks!

832
00:37:26,165 --> 00:37:27,798
Have a nice day.

833
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,133
Keep smiling.

834
00:37:29,209 --> 00:37:30,009
ALL: Yes Rich.

835
00:37:30,085 --> 00:37:31,510
Yes Rich.

836
00:37:31,587 --> 00:37:32,636
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes Rich.</font>

837
00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:33,771
Yes Rich.

838
00:37:33,848 --> 00:37:34,772
Yes Rich.

839
00:37:34,849 --> 00:37:35,690
Yes Rich.

840
00:37:35,766 --> 00:37:36,649
Yes Rich.

841
00:37:36,726 --> 00:37:37,599
Yes Rich.

842
00:37:37,676 --> 00:37:38,642
Yes Rich.

843
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,685
Yes Rich.

844
00:37:39,762 --> 00:37:40,602
Yes Rich.

845
00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:41,687
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes Rich.</font>

846
00:37:41,764 --> 00:37:42,938
Yes Rich.

847
00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:43,856
Yes Rich.

848
00:37:43,932 --> 00:37:44,898
Yes Rich.

849
00:37:44,975 --> 00:37:45,858
Yes Rich.

850
00:37:45,868 --> 00:37:46,900
Yes Rich.

851
00:37:46,977 --> 00:37:48,068
Yes Rich.

852
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:49,111
Yes Rich.

853
00:37:49,188 --> 00:37:50,070
Yes Rich.

854
00:37:50,147 --> 00:37:51,113
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes Rich.</font>

855
00:37:51,190 --> 00:37:52,248
Yes Rich.

856
00:38:18,309 --> 00:38:21,018
Now, before you call the
police, just listen to me.

857
00:38:21,095 --> 00:38:22,227
The police, sir?

858
00:38:22,238 --> 00:38:24,063
Yes.

859
00:38:24,139 --> 00:38:26,106
Sir?

860
00:38:26,183 --> 00:38:27,608
You called me "sir?"

861
00:38:27,684 --> 00:38:28,492
Of course, sir.

862
00:38:42,032 --> 00:38:42,873
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">[clapping]</font>

863
00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:44,291
DRIVER: Bravo.

864
00:38:44,302 --> 00:38:45,459
Bravo, sir.

865
00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:46,385
Bravo.

866
00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:51,465
Your speech was wonderful, sir.

867
00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:53,842
We're all so very proud.

868
00:38:53,919 --> 00:38:55,344
Oh.

869
00:38:55,421 --> 00:38:58,806
Thank you, I suppose.

870
00:38:58,816 --> 00:39:02,518
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where is Mrs. Rich?</font>

871
00:39:02,594 --> 00:39:05,312
She's upstairs, sir.

872
00:39:05,389 --> 00:39:07,106
Waiting for you.

873
00:39:07,182 --> 00:39:09,358
In your bedroom, sir.

874
00:39:09,435 --> 00:39:11,318
In my bedroom?

875
00:39:11,395 --> 00:39:12,486
What's he doing in my bedroom?

876
00:39:12,563 --> 00:39:14,405
She's got a bedroom of her own.

877
00:39:14,481 --> 00:39:19,868
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I believe she's waiting
to give you a surprise, sir.

878
00:39:19,945 --> 00:39:24,832
She's ordered dinner
to be served upstairs.

879
00:39:24,842 --> 00:39:26,250
What's wrong
with your eye, man?

880
00:39:26,326 --> 00:39:28,293
Have you got a tic?

881
00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:30,671
Oh, no, sir.

882
00:39:30,747 --> 00:39:32,172
And you.

883
00:39:32,249 --> 00:39:33,682
I'll deal with you later.

884
00:39:46,864 --> 00:39:48,689
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What in God's name?</font>

885
00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:50,065
Melvin!

886
00:39:50,142 --> 00:39:53,694
Carlotta, what are you--

887
00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:56,205
Carlotta, have you gone mad?

888
00:39:56,282 --> 00:39:57,239
Yes.

889
00:39:57,316 --> 00:39:58,541
Mad for you.

890
00:40:03,906 --> 00:40:04,779
Carlotta.

891
00:40:07,451 --> 00:40:09,001
I don't know what to say.

892
00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:11,462
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've never behaved like this,
not even when we were courting.

893
00:40:11,538 --> 00:40:14,423
Because I never realized
what a wonderful man

894
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,675
I was lucky enough to have.

895
00:40:16,752 --> 00:40:18,393
Oh, Melvin.

896
00:40:18,471 --> 00:40:21,263
I'm going to make you the
happiest man in the world.

897
00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:24,099
Besides, that kiss
was just returning

898
00:40:24,176 --> 00:40:26,402
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">the one you gave me last night.</font>

899
00:40:26,479 --> 00:40:30,314
And you never kissed
me like that either.

900
00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:31,815
You kissed that bum?

901
00:40:31,892 --> 00:40:34,109
I thought you were
worse than a bum.

902
00:40:34,186 --> 00:40:37,237
But last night, you
proved me wrong.

903
00:40:37,314 --> 00:40:38,897
Last night.

904
00:40:38,974 --> 00:40:41,742
Last night, what exactly
happened to you last night?</font>

905
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:45,621
You happened to me last night.

906
00:40:45,697 --> 00:40:49,208
And it made me remember just
how much I was in love with you

907
00:40:49,284 --> 00:40:50,442
once.

908
00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:52,085
And it brought it all back.

909
00:40:52,162 --> 00:40:54,129
I am shocked beyond belief.

910
00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:59,635
So was I. And Melvin, you're
not going to refuse me tonight

911
00:40:59,711 --> 00:41:02,095
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">like you did last night.</font>

912
00:41:02,172 --> 00:41:04,515
Tonight, you're mine.

913
00:41:04,591 --> 00:41:09,019
And I won't settle
for just one kiss.

914
00:41:09,096 --> 00:41:10,154
Just one kiss?

915
00:41:10,231 --> 00:41:11,396
That's all there was?

916
00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:13,982
Of course.

917
00:41:14,059 --> 00:41:16,777
You remember.

918
00:41:16,853 --> 00:41:18,403
Maybe the man you
were with last night</font>

919
00:41:18,414 --> 00:41:20,405
wasn't such a bum after all.

920
00:41:20,482 --> 00:41:22,148
A bum?

921
00:41:22,226 --> 00:41:27,412
Why, you are the most popular
man in the city tonight.

922
00:41:27,489 --> 00:41:29,373
Haven't you heard?

923
00:41:29,449 --> 00:41:30,290
Heard what?

924
00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:31,792
What?

925
00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:36,046
Since you made a clean breast
of it during the debate,</font>

926
00:41:36,123 --> 00:41:40,092
every television station in
town has been playing the tape.

927
00:41:40,168 --> 00:41:43,595
Why, they're flooded with calls.

928
00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:46,306
Your company's stock has shot
up, right through the roof.

929
00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:51,270
And the Attorney General says
if all moneys are returned,

930
00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:54,815
you'll get off with just a fine.

931
00:41:54,891 --> 00:42:00,153
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">People love you for what
you did today, Melvin.

932
00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:02,706
But not half as much as I do.

933
00:42:05,753 --> 00:42:08,787
I've seen things
in the last 24 hours

934
00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:12,508
that I never even knew existed.

935
00:42:18,498 --> 00:42:22,467
As if through
another man's eyes.

936
00:42:22,544 --> 00:42:26,021
[music playing]

937
00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:43,780
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So it's back to being a
bum again, huh, Jonathan?

938
00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:45,165
You were never a bum, Willy.

939
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,663
You forget sometimes
how lonely it gets.

940
00:42:54,993 --> 00:43:00,213
I mean, you get
used to it and then

941
00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:03,717
you see there's another way.

942
00:43:03,794 --> 00:43:08,105
It's kind of hard to come back
to things the way they were.

943
00:43:15,072 --> 00:43:16,447
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is this it, Jonathan? ?</font>

944
00:43:19,309 --> 00:43:21,318
Is this where it ends?

945
00:43:21,395 --> 00:43:24,154
No, Willy.

946
00:43:24,231 --> 00:43:26,198
It's not the end.

947
00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:27,625
It's just the beginning.

948
00:43:32,447 --> 00:43:34,632
I feel real tired
all of a sudden.

949
00:43:36,993 --> 00:43:40,379
Why don't you lie down, Willy?

950
00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:41,472
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah.</font>

951
00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:47,019
Yeah, maybe I should.

952
00:43:54,761 --> 00:44:01,233
Hey, what do you
think about that?

953
00:44:01,309 --> 00:44:02,159
The tree!

954
00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,280
Look at it, Charlie.

955
00:44:07,357 --> 00:44:08,832
It's all full of blossoms.

956
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,332
Yeah, you're right, Charlie.

957
00:44:17,409 --> 00:44:21,220
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're just like snowflakes,
except they don't feel cold.

958
00:44:23,707 --> 00:44:25,557
It's nice and warm.

959
00:44:30,606 --> 00:44:34,599
So beautiful.

960
00:44:34,610 --> 00:44:36,276
So beautiful.

961
00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:45,202
So are you, Willy.

962
00:44:48,607 --> 00:44:49,665
So are you.

963
00:45:06,374 --> 00:45:09,009
MELVIN RICH: We are here
today to pay tribute to one

964
00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:12,929
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">who walked quietly amongst us.</font>

965
00:45:13,006 --> 00:45:16,516
A man who brought
joy and happiness

966
00:45:16,593 --> 00:45:19,478
into the lives of many people.

967
00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:20,988
Who didn't even
know his last name.

968
00:45:26,078 --> 00:45:28,195
There's an old
saying, you should

969
00:45:28,271 --> 00:45:33,700
never judge a man until you
walk a mile in his moccasins.

970
00:45:33,777 --> 00:45:36,912
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well I walked in the
footsteps of this gentle soul

971
00:45:36,988 --> 00:45:44,211
for a brief moment,
and I can tell you,

972
00:45:44,287 --> 00:45:47,297
he could fill the
shoes of any man,

973
00:45:47,374 --> 00:45:49,232
no matter what station in life.

974
00:45:51,503 --> 00:45:56,765
This park is going to seem
forever empty without him.

975
00:45:56,842 --> 00:45:59,985
But we won't forget him.

976
00:46:00,062 --> 00:46:04,239
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wherever you are,
thank you, Willy.

977
00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:10,287
And may flights of angels
lead you to heaven.

978
00:46:16,361 --> 00:46:20,631
I have it on good authority
that that is, in fact, the case.

979
00:46:24,578 --> 00:46:25,636
Lottie.

980
00:46:42,345 --> 00:46:44,363
[applause]

981
00:47:22,344 --> 00:47:25,779
[theme music]


